the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

the power to melt your bones

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to lick your elbow.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!