The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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cry acid tears

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to die on command.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!