The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!