The power to dance really well

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!