The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!