The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!