The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!