The power to create powers

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to like this power

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to die.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to live.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to shoot superman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!