The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to in power your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!