The Power to forget you ever had a power.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The ability to see everything in black and white.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the power to be wrong

thumb_up thumb_down +88

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

thumb_up thumb_down +84

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

thumb_up thumb_down +82

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to speak in cursive

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the power to see through windows

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to glow in the dark

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to make infinite paper clips.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to communicate with applesauce.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The ability to turn into an embryo

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to turn into an escalator

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to die when you die

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to see into the present

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to make bubles without soap

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to have a atomic fart

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!