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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.
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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.
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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"
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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.
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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The ability to only fart in public
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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off
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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month
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The power to suck your own dick
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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.
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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE
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The power to stand still for five hours
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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!
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The ability to lactate air.
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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.
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the power to hear whats going on in your ear
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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.
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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore
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the super power to remove your super power
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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.
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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier
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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama
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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!