The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!