the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!