The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!