The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power of make your leg invisible

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to start time only when it's on.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!