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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus
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The ability to reverse your digestive system.
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The power to make you teeth yellower
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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.
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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.
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the power to morph into yourself
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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.
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The ability to be poor for life
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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot
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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!
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The power to scare female plants.
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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you
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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment
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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!
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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.
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the power to fly while under water
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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.
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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...
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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter
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The power to eat junk food at light speed
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The power of laser pointer vision.
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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!