The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to set money on fire

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Liam Brudenell

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!