- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smell sounds

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The power to speak in braille...

the power of make your leg invisible

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to only make burnt toast

The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The power to jump faster.

Pointless Super Powers