the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to repel women.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!