The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

To pee standing up.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to have a stroke at will.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to breath while under a container of water

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The power to have no powers

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

Power to develop diseases.

The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!