The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to troll.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!