- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to unsee the unseen.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to not exercise.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to digest corn.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The power to drown on land.

Pointless Super Powers