- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of the worst superpower.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to die at will.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

Pointless Super Powers