The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to be missed when present.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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anything Aquaman does

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!