The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to read captchas

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to repel women.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to plank

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!