the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to not exercise.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to glow in the dark

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!