The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!