The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!