the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to repel women.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Acid pee

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The power to close your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!