The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to always hug people

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Ladder hands.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to fall up.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!