the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see through air

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to come second in any race

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!