The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to plank

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to hate nature

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!