The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the ability to turn into random hats

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To pee standing up.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!