The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!