The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to eat your own face.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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Stop clapping

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!