- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

the power to be powerless

The power to stick your head up your ass

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to mind reeds

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

Pointless Super Powers