The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to see through windows

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!