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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.
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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@
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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...
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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man
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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.
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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.
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the ability to lick your own anus
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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.
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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.
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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.
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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.
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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste
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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.
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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.
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The ability to de-carbonate soda
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The power to be pointless!
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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.
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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet
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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.
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The power to change your emotions
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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks
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The power to sh*t bricks
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The power to see forever
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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!