the power to control urine

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to see through air

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the ability to turn into random hats

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To pee standing up.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!