The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to wet yourself at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The ability to breath, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The ability to be a rock

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

thumb_up thumb_down -28

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The abilitie too spell corectly.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the power to fly indoors

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!