The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to see the present.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!