The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to plank

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!