the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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being able to blow up and die

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to hate nature

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to see through air

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The power to bleed on command

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!