The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to talk to dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!