- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers