The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to repel women.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!