Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to buy free things.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!