The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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to die when you are happy

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The power to look TV

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!