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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.
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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades
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the power to in power your self
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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though
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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain
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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.
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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.
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The power to take a s*** on people
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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.
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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE
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The power to not move or do anything.... at all
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The ability to eat anything except for food
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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.
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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.
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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.
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The ability to only fart in public
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The power to a nokia phone.
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The power to say something only when you have a mouth
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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.
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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet
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The power to turn your navel upside down
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The power to not be able to get powers
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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!