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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you
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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry
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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.
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+94
The ability to smell with your hands
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+88
The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.
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+86
The ability to be smarter than the average bear.
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+82
The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants
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The power to start time only when it's on.
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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon
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+80
The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.
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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.
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+70
The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.
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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.
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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers
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+64
the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)
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The power to think salmon.
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+54
The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.
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The power to have knowledge of your power.
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The power to be never need to use the bathroom
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The power to change lemonade into lemons.
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+28
Nihat Do?an
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The power to turn any edible object brown.
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The power to get anything for free but at a cost
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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!