The power to die.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to in power your self

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!