the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to start time.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to have no powers!

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to buy free things.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to not have a power

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!