The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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penis

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!