The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!