The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to have no power.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power of Grayskull.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!