- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to produce sweat when hot.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

power to be an alcohoic

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

the power to speak only in binary

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to unsee the unseen.

the power to kiss your own ass

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

Pointless Super Powers