the power to kill yourself

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!