The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to predict the present

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!