The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to plank

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to become retarded

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!