The power to become yourself

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to fly indoors

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!