The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

the power to breath through your skin.

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The power to science.

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!