- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

the power to finish an all you can eat

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to turn into birdseed

the ability to smell sounds

The power to fall up.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to speak in braille...

the power of make your leg invisible

the power to read something without looking at it

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers