The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!