The ability to read your own mind

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!