- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

32% Levitation.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

power to fly only in the plane

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

Tits for a guy.

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

Pointless Super Powers