- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power to start time.

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to blame it on the Boogie

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to have no powers!

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to buy free things.

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

the power to not have a power

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

Pointless Super Powers