The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!