the power to fart every time you blink

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!