The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to see forever

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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To pee standing up.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!