the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to science.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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hello

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!