The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to not have superpowers

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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being able to blow up and die

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to control urine

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!