The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to live.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!