The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!