The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to talk to dust

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to be missed when present.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!