- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lock open doors

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to troll.

The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

Pointless Super Powers