The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!