xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to repel women.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!