The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!