The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to be normal.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!