The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the powre to spel

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!