power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become yourself

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to in power your self

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!