- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

the power to finish an all you can eat

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

the power to always hug people

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

The power to not hear thunder.

The power to watch tv

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

the power to fart every time you blink

the power of make your leg invisible

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to jump faster.

Pointless Super Powers