The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!