- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to become annoyed by annoying people

The power to see but only with eyes????

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

The power to watch a pot boil.

the power to fail at everything you

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to see through windows

The power to break your bones on command.

Pointless Super Powers