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power to fly only in the plane
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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry
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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.
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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.
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the power of make your leg invisible
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Being a freemason
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants
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The power to write a country song
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the power to not have superpowers
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Tits for a guy.
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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane
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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.
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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house
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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.
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the power to seduce hats
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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.
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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian
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the ability to lick your own anus
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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.
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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.
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to make asians smart
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Nihat Do?an
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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!