The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to jump faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!