The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to waste time reading this.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!