The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to create powers

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!