A healing punch

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to die when you die

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!