The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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To be able to summon old people

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to see through air.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be a walrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!