The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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to make asians smart

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!