The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power of Grayskull.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!