the power to always hug people

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to watch tv

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to see into the present

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!