- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

The power to turn into a parking lot.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to breath under lava

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power of not knowing the future

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to Google "Google".

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

Pointless Super Powers