the power to shit bricks

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The abilty to go through water.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!