The power to talk to dust

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to be missed when present.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to like this power

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!