The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to create powers

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!