The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to repel women.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to create powers

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!