The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!