The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to die.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!