The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to poke

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!