Being a Spice Girl

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!