"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to control dodos

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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A healing punch

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!