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The power to make people work and read ????
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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due
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The power to make any girl hate you
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The power to never stop shitting.
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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.
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the power die if you think.
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The power to see forever
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the power to not own a spacial power!!
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the power of reanimating dead insects
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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him
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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
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the super power of being a housewife..
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The power to shrink your penis.
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The power to sweat soup.
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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.
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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.
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The power to speak in Braille
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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.
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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.
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the ability to become black.
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The ability to only fart in public
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Liam Brudenell
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the ability to grow trees in the desert
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!